Markus:
lol..
last night i punched the line at casa
very hard
i was pissed at a fucker
gk:
what?
what had happened?
Markus:
well, i had this party of 10
but it was the staggering type….3 were there at first
then a couple more, and so on
a couple were nice, but the rest were semi-rude….just telling me to get them more this more that w/o regard for what other things i had to do
but i dealt with it, and everything was fine
eventually the party was too big to fit at 22, so when one new guy showed up, he and a couple guys from 22 went and sat at 11
and i was joking to aimee saying “like an infection, my table has spread to your section”…
well they split their ticket
and one of the couple gave me a customer appreciation card
so i brought it to the back and stamped it
when i brought it back she asks me “why did you only stamp it once?”
“because only one entree is valid per visit per customer, you’ll see that written at the bottom of the card”
“well how come?”
“that’s just the rules”
so she hands the card to the other customers at the table
and says to me “well stamp it for them now”
which slightly pissed me off
but i just ignored them and continued passing out payment tickets
so one of the guys who moved to 11 kept joking the whole time “he’s paying for me….or she’s paying for me” etc
then when it was time to pay, he gives me his card and says “if it is declined, just use the remaining cash from [his] bill to pay for mine”
the guy sitting across from him was the one who had come last, and his bill was 10.75, and he gave me a $20
gk:
damn, what kind of people were these? rich, trashy, gangsta?
Markus:
annoying, not trashy, but bossy types
semi-trashy
so i go to run the card, put in the cash, etc…
and i exclaim “well i’ll be damned”…because that guys card was declined, i thought it was kinda funny actually
so i did everyone else’s payment, then bring it back
and i tell him, well your card was declined, but the 9.25 from his ticket won’t cover your bill
at that point the guy who had the cash was like “why are you trying to pay with mine?”, i tell him i was only joking, and that it wasn’t enough anyways
and i hand him back his change with the change receipt on top of the cash
“this isn’t mine”
“yes it is”
“no, this is not mine” and he shoves the top change receipt off, but takes the cash below
“well, yes it is sir, if you look here, it shows your previous balance of 10.75, here shows me you gave me a 20, and lastly this is your change”
he stares at it for a moment and tries to figure it out…and i repeat the same thing again
finally he tosses the tickets to the side and is like “well why do ya’ll do that, it is too damn confusing”
so i’m trying to not be condescending to this guy for being such a dumbass, and i take the other guys new card to try…and go run it
i come back, give him his receipt bc it went through this time
and the cash guy says to me “how come i got charged gratuity”
“well, because you were part of this party sir”
“no i wasn’t”
“yes you were, you are eating with them”
“but i’m sitting over here, i’m not with them”
“it shouldn’t be that big of a problem, i mean, gratuity is only a 1.31″
“well i think it is a problem”
“well if you do, i will give it back to you”
“do it”
so i stand right there, pull out my money purse
gk:
damn….
Markus:
and get a dollar, quarter, nickel, and set it down in front of him, and while reaching back inside i say “hold on one moment let me get you a penny”
and i gave it to him and walked off
and at that point i punched the shit out of he line
gk:
damn
then they left?
Markus:
they sat and talked for a little while longer, a couple people left from 22, so there was enough room for the 3 guys who “weren’t with the party” to go back and sit with their party
fucking assholes
gk:
damn….
Markus:
yeah, kinda pissed me off….bc i was gonna say somehting to the people about the cust app. card….like “if you’re trying to do that, you dont even deserve to have the card”
but i didn’t
then they kept eggin me on
the guy was like “well if you would have just stopped there then it wouldn’t have been a problem”….i think he thouht the part where i said “it is only 1.31″ was a little too smart ass for him, and since i had a backbone and talked back to him it wasn’t ok at that point
for the record, no one left me money over gratuity, and since i have that guy his grat back, i was stiffed from him…
never mind the fact that i did give them excellence service, their order was perfect, they had tons of salsa and chips and refills, etc…and everything was kosher till the end
i’m getting to the point where i’m tired of people’s bullshit, trying to scam, etc…
and i guess they caught me at the wrong time
gk:
i know
i just started gratting at the wok
like i just got pissed off when a group of like 7 rich white people
came in
gave them excellent service
and they only left me 1.40
Markus:
they act like you don’t exist, like you’re nothing
that’s what pisses me off
gk:
i just grat everybody with a table over 6, and if they don’t leave me extra, oh well
Markus:
would they still tip the same if their best friend did all the same things you did….
probably not
they don’t realize either
it takes some time to do what you do….like get the order right, good service, etc…it doesn’t come overnight, you have to work a while before you cna do that
gk:
yeah
those fuckers
Markus:
yeah
i hate the rich/annoying white people type
they’re the most annoying
gk:
those rich people never have to work a day in their lives
Markus:
act like they’re all that
they don’t know shit