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March 31, 2006

Parallel pieces of wood?

Filed under: funny, the onion — Mark @ 8:51 pm

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March 30, 2006

Massachusetts Court Limits Same-Sex Marriages - New York Times

Filed under: news — Mark @ 8:59 pm

Massachusetts Court Limits Same-Sex Marriages - New York Times
BOSTON, March 30 — Massachusetts’s highest court ruled today that same-sex couples who live in other states cannot get married in Massachusetts unless gay marriage is legal in their home states.

In an opinion written by Justice Francis X. Spina, the court upheld a 1913 statute that says that no out-of-state resident can get married in Massachusetts if the marriage would be void in the person’s home state, unless the person intends to live in Massachusetts. Five justices concurred, at least in part, with Justice Spina’s opinion; one justice dissented.

“The laws of this commonwealth have not endowed nonresidents with an unfettered right to marry,” Justice Spina wrote for the majority. “To the contrary, the rights of nonresidents to marry in Massachusetts have been specifically restricted.”

Spy program snoops on cell phones

Filed under: computers and technology, news — Mark @ 8:47 pm

Spy program snoops on cell phones | CNET News.com
New software that hides on cell phones and captures call logs and text messages is being sold as a way to monitor kids and spouses. But one security company calls it a Trojan horse.

The FlexiSpy application captures call logs, text messages and mobile Internet activity, among other things. The software, released at the beginning of March, sells for $49.95 and is advertised by Bangkok, Thailand-based Vervata as a tool to monitor kids and unfaithful spouses. The data captured is sent to Vervata’s servers and is accessible to customers via a special Web site.

Pictures of the broken laptop screen

Filed under: computers and technology, personal, random — Mark @ 8:40 pm

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March 29, 2006

Windows Is So Slow, but Why?

Windows Is So Slow, but Why? - New York Times
Back in 1998, the federal government declared that its landmark antitrust suit against the Microsoft Corporation was not merely a matter of law enforcement, but a defense of innovation. The concern was that the company was wielding its market power and its strategy of bundling more and more features into its dominant Windows desktop operating system to thwart competition and stifle innovation.

Windows 95 had 15 million lines of code. That grew to 18 million lines by the time Windows 98 launched, above. Windows XP, released in 2001, has 35 million lines of code.

Eight years later, long after Microsoft lost and then settled the antitrust case, it turns out that Windows is indeed stifling innovation — at Microsoft.

The company’s marathon effort to come up with the a new version of its desktop operating system, called Windows Vista, has repeatedly stalled. Last week, in the latest setback, Microsoft conceded that Vista would not be ready for consumers until January, missing the holiday sales season, to the chagrin of personal computer makers and electronics retailers — and those computer users eager to move up from Windows XP, a five-year-old product.

In those five years, Apple Computer has turned out four new versions of its Macintosh operating system, beating Microsoft to market with features that will be in Vista, like desktop search, advanced 3-D graphics and “widgets,” an array of small, single-purpose programs like news tickers, traffic reports and weather maps.

So what’s wrong with Microsoft? There is, after all, no shortage of smart software engineers working at the corporate campus in Redmond, Wash. The problem, it seems, is largely that Microsoft’s past success and its bundling strategy have become a weakness.

Windows runs on 330 million personal computers worldwide. Three hundred PC manufacturers around the world install Windows on their machines; thousands of devices like printers, scanners and music players plug into Windows computers; and tens of thousands of third-party software applications run on Windows. And a crucial reason Microsoft holds more than 90 percent of the PC operating system market is that the company strains to make sure software and hardware that ran on previous versions of Windows will also work on the new one — compatibility, in computing terms.

As a result, each new version of Windows carries the baggage of its past. As Windows has grown, the technical challenge has become increasingly daunting. Several thousand engineers have labored to build and test Windows Vista, a sprawling, complex software construction project with 50 million lines of code, or more than 40 percent larger than Windows XP.

“Windows is now so big and onerous because of the size of its code base, the size of its ecosystem and its insistence on compatibility with the legacy hardware and software, that it just slows everything down,” observed David B. Yoffie, a professor at the Harvard Business School. “That’s why a company like Apple has such an easier time of innovation.”

Microsoft certainly understands the problem, the need to change and the potential long-term threat to its business from rivals like Apple, the free Linux operating system, and from companies like Google that distribute software as a service over the Internet.

In an internal memo last October, Ray Ozzie, chief technical officer, who joined Microsoft last year, wrote, “Complexity kills. It sucks the life out of developers, it makes products difficult to plan, build and test, it introduces security challenges and it causes end-user and administrator frustration.”

Last Monday afternoon, James Allchin, the longtime engineering executive who leads the Vista team, held a meeting with 75 Windows managers and senior engineers to discuss the status of Vista. On Tuesday morning, Mr. Allchin met with a handful of his lieutenants and told them of the decision to push back the consumer introduction, a move that was announced publicly later that day, after the close of the stock market.

Brad Goldberg, a general manager of Windows program management, who attended the Tuesday morning meeting, said he was not surprised, because he had been involved in the decision. “But it’s a different place than Microsoft a few years ago would have wound up,” he said.

Like other Microsoft executives, Mr. Goldberg bristles at the notion that little innovative work has come out of the Windows group since XP. In the last five years, he said, Microsoft has released two versions of the Windows Tablet PC software intended for pen-based notebook computers, and four versions of Windows Media Center. To combat viruses plaguing Windows, much of the engineering team focused for 18 months on fixing security flaws for a downloadable “service pack” in 2004.

March 27, 2006

Dead laptop screen

Filed under: computers and technology, personal — Mark @ 8:35 pm

So, we were trying to get Cordelia to sleep, so we decided we would lay down on the floor. We fell asleep, Cordelia played. Earlier, Jo had put her laptop up on top of the entertainment center (where I normally put my laptop). Her laptop doesn’t have grips. We woke up to a loud bang….yeah, the lcd is completely screwed. That’s not the first time she’s taken out her rage on that laptop.

March 26, 2006

Sex in Games: Rez+Vibrator

Filed under: random — Mark @ 8:38 pm

game girl advance: Sex in Games: Rez+Vibrator
Soon after we got our Japanese Playstation2 in beautiful Ocean Blue, we went shopping for games. In the electronic wonderland of Akihabara we came across the game Rez. “Have you ever played it?” Justin asked me. “No,” I replied, “it’s like a music shooting game, right? Seems sorta boring.”

Ever on the media consumer, Justin insisted, “But this one comes with a trance vibrator!”
I looked at the package curiously. “I wonder what that’s for? It costs nearly 2000 yen more!”
“Let’s get it!”

March 24, 2006

More than half of Microsoft Vista needs re-writing

Filed under: computers and technology, news — Mark @ 8:37 pm

More than half of Microsoft Vista needs re-writing - The INQUIRER
MICROSOFT appears to be in a state of panic, ordering 60 per cent of its new operating system to be re-written amidst a major shake-up of its troubled Windows division.

The news follows another delay with reports of a staff revolt over the way that management has handled the development of the operating system.

According to a Volish denizen speaking to smarthouse.com, orders have come down from on high to rewrite more than 60 per cent of the consumer version of Vista in a bid to get it ready for the 2007 CES show in Las Vegas.

Vole has shifted programmers from its Xbox team to help resolve many problems associated with entertainment and media centre functionality inside the OS. They are also working with Intel’s Viiv team engineers and it is believed that Viiv could also be stalled to line up with Vista’s launch.

March 23, 2006

Myspace pedophiles…

Filed under: funny, the onion — Mark @ 8:33 pm

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No way!

Filed under: funny, the onion — Mark @ 8:18 pm

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March 22, 2006

Things I like about Bush.com

Filed under: funny, political, random — Mark @ 8:28 pm

Things I like about Bush.com
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You couldn’t have expected any content on a site with the domain name

things I like about Bush (thingsIlikeAboutBush.com)

now did you?

The Advertising Slogan Generator

Filed under: funny, quotes, random — Mark @ 8:26 pm

http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?

“Choosy Mothers Choose Face Hater.”

March 21, 2006

Xbox 360 will be a loser for Microsoft

Filed under: computers and technology, news — Mark @ 8:24 pm

Xbox 360 will be a loser for Microsoft - The INQUIRER

THE XBOX 360 will lose Microsoft a big chunk of its games console market share, with Nintendo standing to benefit, new research predicts.The Xbox 360 is expected to hold only 28 per cent of the market by 2010, down from the 34 percent share of the original Xbox.

Meanwhile Nintendo will increase its slice of the market from 15 to 21 per cent, with its upcoming Revolution console. Sony will leave its current troubles behind it to remain unchanged, with the new PlayStation 3 holding about 50 per cent of the market, just as the old PS2 does now.

March 20, 2006

Judge Orders Google To Release Search Data

Filed under: computers and technology, news — Mark @ 8:22 pm

Sci-Tech Today | Judge Orders Google To Release Search Data

A federal judged issued a ruling Friday in the spat between Google and the Department of Justice over a government request that the company turn over search-query data. U.S. District Court Judge James Ware’s decision mandates that Google turn over 50,000 random URLs from its database Relevant Products/Services.Google, which had cited user privacy as its chief argument for its refusal to comply with the subpoena, has praised the ruling because of its requirement to release only a limited set of data. “This is a clear victory for our users and for our company, and Judge Ware’s decision regarding search queries is especially important,” wrote Google Associate General Counsel Nicole Wong in a blog posting.

Poverty-Stricken Africans Receive Desperately Needed Bibles

Filed under: funny, the onion — Mark @ 8:19 pm

Poverty-Stricken Africans Receive Desperately Needed Bibles | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source
MARADI, NIGER—More than 60,000 urgently needed Bibles arrived to allay suffering throughout the famine-stricken nation of Niger Friday, in one of the largest humanitarian-relief operations ever attempted by a Christian ministry.
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Africans gather in hopes of receiving the Bibles they have hoped for.

“Come rejoice, and feast upon the word of Our Lord, Jesus Christ,” said Christina Clarkson, executive director of the Living Light Ministries of Lubbock, TX. “Those who were hungry, hunger no more, for the Word brings life.”

An exuberant Clarkson said the Bible drop was the culmination of one of the largest and most aggressive grassroots fundraising drives ever undertaken by the organization, which was able to fund the mission largely through local charitable events, such as bake-offs, barbecues, and pie-eating contests.

The Hermann Hotel

Filed under: funny, random — Mark @ 8:10 pm

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CMPS341 Homework

Filed under: personal, undergrad computer science classes — Mark @ 7:13 pm

The following is from my cmps341 (formal foundations of computer science) class:

In a group of 25, must there be at least 3 who were born in the same month?
How many distinct permutations are there of the characters in the word
APALACHICOLA?

In how many ways can a librarian select 4 novels and 3 plays from a
collection of 21 novels and 11 plays?

In how many different ways can you seat 11 men and 8 women in a row if no
2 women are to sit together?

March 18, 2006

PS3 to ship with Linux, Sony confirms

PS3 to ship with Linux, Sony confirms
Sony President Ken Kutaragi confirmed that the Playstation 3 (PS3) has been delayed, at a press conference in Tokyo earlier this week. Kutaragi additionally confirmed that the gaming console will ship with an upgradable 60GB hard drive pre-installed with Linux, according to in-depth coverage at 1up.com.

(Click for larger view of the PS3)

The announcement confirmed PS3 delay rumors that spread earlier this month, in the wake of a Merril Lynch financial report on Sony.

The PS3 will be among the first consumer computing devices to make use of the Cell processor co-developed by IBM, Sony, and Toshiba. In addition to running Linux from its hard-drive, the PS3 is expected to be available with various Linux-based productivity packs that turn the game into a computing appliance for special applications such as digital video editing.

Additionally, the PS3 will have network interfaces, and will avail users of network-based services such as “matchmaking, messaging, rankings, friends lists, voice/video chat, in-game shopping, and game downloads,” according to 1up.

Lots more details about the upcoming PS3 can be found in the full 1up story:

March 16, 2006

The best accidental discoveries

Filed under: random — Mark @ 8:04 pm

Wired 14.03: START

The Ghost of Gaming Rip-Offs Past

Filed under: random — Mark @ 7:59 pm

The Ghost of Gaming Rip-Offs Past

I recently visited the Musee Mechanique in San Francisco. The Musee is a collection of coin-operated mechanical novelties that people considered fun back before entertainment was invented.Walking past the impressive collection of wrinkled mechanical gypsy fortunetellers and cavorting wooden barbershop quartets, I had a sudden feeling of familiarity. At first I assumed it was just a dim recollection of childhood, when I was regularly beaten by fortunetellers and barbershop quartet singers, but then I recognized it as something more: I realized that every major advance and genre in video gaming is actually a direct rip-off of these early diversions.

Isaac Hayes Quits ‘South Park’

Filed under: news, random — Mark @ 7:57 pm

HiphopRnbSoul.com - Rap/Hip-hop and R&B/soul

Soul legend Isaac Hayes has kissed the “South Park” series goodbye citing its “inappropriate ridicule of religious communities.”Hayes supplied the voice for the character Chef since the series jumped off in 1997. Monday he released a statement bashing the show, saying he “is disappointed with what he perceives as a growing insensitivity toward personal spiritual beliefs.”

The toon’s co-creator Matt Stone, agreed to let him go but only after pointing out that Hayes, a devout Scientologist, was being a hypocrite.

“In 10 years and over 150 episodes of ‘South Park,’ Isaac never had a problem with the show making fun of Christians, Muslims, Mormons and Jews,” Stone said. “He got a sudden case of religious sensitivity when it was his religion featured on the show.

A recent episode roasted the religion of Scientology which claims, among other things, that extraterrestrials had a hand in human development.

The episode in question also poked fun at fellow Scientologists Tom Cruise and John Travolta.

March 15, 2006

The Ryan’s steakhouse story

Filed under: random — Mark @ 7:11 pm

You thought you had a bad day.

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March 14, 2006

CMPS341 Notes

Filed under: personal, undergrad computer science classes — Mark @ 7:09 pm

Notes from formal foundations class (cmps341):

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We will do problem 8 together.
Problem 8: Mix the special powder with the juice, and with the rest of the
occult, quickly ingest it all at once.
Note: Your death will not be in vain!
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|b-(c ∪ m)| = |B| - |B ∩ (C ∪ M)|
she wrote ‘cum’ on the board
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repatititive
repatititive
repatititive
repatititive
repatititive
mississippi - 11 positions
1 - m
4 - i
4 - s
2 - peas
C(11,1) * C(10,4) * C(6,4) * C(2,2)
I wanna fit these eyes, four eyes.
i’ve given you a flavor…of course, there are more flavors.

March 12, 2006

A Brief History of Star Trek Movies

Filed under: geek — Mark @ 7:04 pm
Let me start by saying I’m a fan of the Star Trek franchise. I probably don’t qualify as a Trekkie, but I’ve watched large chunks of all of the various series, and I have seen all of the movies. Upon reading recently of the upcoming 11th Star Trek Movie, I was reminded of the Curse of the Odd, and wondered what portents it might hold.

http://jclark.org/weblog/2005/03/22/trekmovies/

March 4, 2006

Weapons of mass destruction

Filed under: funny, political, random — Mark @ 6:56 pm

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March 3, 2006

STFU Noob!

Filed under: funny, random — Mark @ 6:54 pm

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March 2, 2006

Family pictures

Filed under: random — Mark @ 6:52 pm

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March 1, 2006

Ball in a cup

Filed under: random — Mark @ 6:10 pm

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