http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php
Okay, here we go– Pulling back the lid (not recommended) lets loose an odor that punches you in the nose like a stinky fist. If you’ve ever smelled a can of dog food, it’s just like that. Only imagine you are opening the can while your head is wedged in a horse’s ass.
Inside is a smooth, oddly pink meat paste. So smooth, in fact, I dare call it “creamy.” (I actually got a little gaggy just typing that.) Surprisingly, it was a little spicier than I expected. Although, that sensation may have been a by-product of my tastebuds dying.
The can shows a serving suggestion of the Potted Meat being served on squares of toast. I would also suggest squares of toilet paper. Or maybe a nice diaper.
All I can tell you is, I survived the first installment of “Steve, Don’t Eat It.” And I have to admit it may have even been a little educational. I know I learned at least one thing from “Ralph’s Potted Meat”– Ralph is a fucking dick.
Posted by scobleizer // Wed, Nov 16, 2005 12:03 AM
Chris and Jeff debug one of the largest Web sites in the world: microsoft.com. Millions of pages. More traffic than Slashdot.org. A huge data farm. We have an interesting conversation about how they do it all.
decoders, encoders, whatever have you
digital plot
the airplane one
level flow in tanks
the alarm system one
the number keypad
mix some together
yes i will test you on fundamentals
convert boolean to kmaps
demorgan’s theorem and all that mess
not very much of chapter one
i hope you know what a bit is
i hope you know what a gate is
chapter 10 will be picked at on the final
mux using gates
on the fly if i ask you to
solutions to test four are posted online
questions so far
the final exam weighs 25% of your grade
it can change an entire letter grade
gk will prove he knows the material…on the final.
decimal numbers
binary numbers
back and forth
learn how to do that
1s and 2s complement
i did not cover floating point numbers
know how to add, sub, mult, div…
in binary
hex numbers
octal…converting
that was chapter 2 pretty much
ah yess, vhdl, we will see that on the final
yada yada yada
logic gates, that is chapter 3
i hope you have their truth tables
pretty much ingrained in the back of your head
what is the definition of a gate?
he will not ask you that.
open door, open window example
basically the house alarm example
nor gates
the airplane example
good example of that
will help you drill it in
exclusive or, exclusive nor
you don’t have to know an ic
any vhdl is fair game
gk’s laptop just booted up
the current time is 9:13 am, monday.
he did a command of “wp chuck norris”
sop pos
truth tables
back and forth to an sob
