funny & personal 22 Dec 2003 09:03 pm
Dave Matthews Band Strokes Tool
It’s that time again…
So I’m home for xmas break…w00t, its nice to relax a lil. Xmas isn’t the same as it used to be…now it just means break from school, but I enjoy that much of it. I got a temp job w/ bonanza for the break to get some $$, and phil’s been givin me plenty of hrs. I think today was the first time I have ever spent money on my family for xmas…but I did. I bought “the family” a surround sound speaker set for the living room…..and the bro and sis a dvd…w00. I can’t believe I have only one semester left of school, kind of scary actually. I’m possibly getting a new roomy, provided I can boot out hq. For some odd
reason he’s been being an ass, in his passive way….and im just tired of it. Brett East wants to move in, so when I can get hq out he’s gonna be in. I got my grades in….3A’s and 4B’s, same as usual. Next semester is gonna be hard stuff ..I’ve got 9 classes, and so far I’ve taken only 7 every semester. I can’t really think of anything else to talk about right now…oh well.
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[Funny stuff I stole from Daniel]
Zybl0re: get up
Zybl0re: get on up
Zybl0re: get up
Zybl0re: get on up
phxl|paper: and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances :D\-
* nmp3bot dances :D|-
* nmp3bot dances :D/-
[SA]HatfulOfHollow: i’m going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet
BoZmAn20: Goddamnit, my ex girlfriend has such horrible taste in men
BoZmAn20: wait
BoZmAn20: Sh*t.
Raize: can you guys see what I type?
vecna: no, raize
Raize: How do I set it up so you can see it?
Arai: I use my right hand for everything except *one* thing.
Arai: Not wanking.
Arai: I wipe my ass with my left hand.
Vhabion: I use toillet paper
ohm: damn
ohm: i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother’s window pops up
ohm: i go like this to her
ohm: “i want to suck on your clit”
ckx: women ask for it
ckx: they act all old and mature
ckx: and then you stick your cock up their ass
ckx: and they get all whiney
ckx: “I”M ONLY 13, I’M ONLY 13!!!”
zaney: i sued to be smart but then my father, he fond out i wsa gay so eh ebaten me very baddly on the haad
EFX: is it strange to peel pieces of skin off your cock?
EFX: am I shedding so my cock will grow bigger?
svenmonk: My dad had a pop-up version of the Kama Sutra
PoisonPen: In his pants?
pcchew: haha
pcchew: i was with my girlfriend in the grocery store looking for some stuff for dinner
pcchew: we were in the meat isle and i got this idea
pcchew: i grabbed a summer sausage and pressed it in the middle of her back and said out loud in a deep voice “this isn’t a summer sausage i’m just a really tall man”
pcchew: she was as red as the beef on display
Kevlor: I finally found out where ugly people come from.
Jaayy: Where?
Kevlor: Ugly babies.
Jaayy: And where do Ugly babies come from?
Kevlor: Ugly people.
Jaayy: You realize you’re a dumbass right?
aykroyd: the worst “i feel old” moment is when you realize the playmate of the month was born in a year you clearly
remember
timovgod: I was in a rape awarness class once, well… my picture was.
ikkenai: if i pull on a clitoris hard enough, will it eventually come out as a huge penis like in hentai
Mr_X: I once went fishing with K0ffing and we caught syphilis.
K0ffing: worst tasting fish ever
SnowMuse17: hey sexy
SnowMuse17: lol
ultima pyro: this is Keith’s mom, Lynn.
Lepper: bob would you have sex with your mom if she were hot?
LkTrout1: Lepper’s family tree is a straight line.
jimx: Two families move from
jimx: A year later they meet again:
jimx: The first man says, “My son is playing baseball, I had McDonalds for breakfast and I’m on my way to pick up a case of Bud, how about you?”
jimx: The second man replies, “F*** you, towelhead.”
Frieza: dont you get it! I have a giant Brain that is capable of reduceing anything down to a yes or no question.
bUdDyLeE: LOL `Frieza I don’t think that’s how it’s supposed to work
bUdDyLeE: watch
bUdDyLeE: What is the meaning of life?
Frieza: yes
bUdDyLeE: elaborate
Frieza: no
bUdDyLeE: fair enough.
dedhed: Living within your means is totally where it’s at
Grifter: and by “within your means” you mean “with my parents” right?
tewl: ii think i may have accidentally drank my own piss today
KyleYankan: im not fat
KyleYankan: 
KyleYankan: I’m big boner.
KyleYankan: uh….
KyleYankan: typo.
manero: this song sounds like a f***ing fire alarm
manero: BEEEEEEEEEEEEE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BEEEEEEEEEEE BEEEEEEEEEEE
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
manero: oh sh*t
manero: IT IS THE FIRE ALARM
manero: hahah f*** me bbrk
Sonique> you know you’ve just experienced an odd moment at 3:30am when you’re completely naked making an away msg for aim and your dad (clothed only in breifs) strolls by, waves, and says, “i thought i smelled something. oh well, night!”, and walks off
dreamwraith: Girls that think oral sex isn’t really sex are so f***ed in the head.
Dest: dreamwraith: Literally.
SpudMuffn: I jack off in the shower so much that I get a hard-on whenever it rains.
tek9: i brag about my bed sheets
tek9: i have spiderman
Haze: i have cum stains
kisama: i’ll have dsl too, by this week, brett
kisama: cockface is hooking me up
kisama: 
Guilty|: Thats really nice of your mom to do
iban: uhoh
iban: its
iban: about time for my morning wood
SpookyD: if ppl saw what was on my screen right now they would be shocked and disgusted 
DanJ: So get some tissues and clean it
Anon: I want to be a concert promoter…
Anon: and sign Dave Matthews Band, The Strokes, and Tool for the same show…
Anon: and bill them in that order
GiantRobot: yeah, because those three obviously have such similar fans…
Anon: No no
Anon: I just want the ticket stub
Anon: Dave Matthews Band Strokes Tool
ava: A WORM
ava: JUST
ava: CRAWLED OUT OF MY DOGS ASS AND LANDED ON ME
_enzo: o m f g
* {ava} dies.
mzazchw: just then i felt my side
mzazchw: and i was like “why do i have a scab???”
mzazchw: then i looked at it
mzazchw: ………………………..
mzazchw: …. it was dried cum
FairLighT: you know something’s wrong when you have dreams about eating pudding and you wake up with a spoon in your ass
netzdamon: ok had her over here last nite
netzdamon: right after dinner and my ass hole has been bugging me
netzdamon: and we were going at it a little while later
netzdamon: dumb beach went down and f***ing licked a big glob of preperation h
netzdamon: i started laughing so hard i almost pissed myself
netzdamon: Preperation H Hemorrhoidal Ointment:
netzdamon: Goverment Warning: Do not let gf or wife eat your ass with this ointment packed in it. May cause puking/divorce.
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